It may be a bit too early to call the shots, but everybody believes that our African-American friend, Mr. Obama (in case you forgot which Candidate was not the Caucasian female) is most likely going to win the Nomination. Sorry, Hillary, but… well, you’re probably just not quite the winner this time around. But I’m not saying that you should give up even if you don’t get the Nomination. Hell, keep on campaigning until the world ends in 2012 if you want. You might have to update your pants suits wardrobe, but I’m sure you’ll do fine. Now, the reason I’m already concluding the Nomination results is because Mr. Obama has already won Guam (who knew they actually count for something?) and North Carolina, although Hillary has 269.5 (haha… “69”) superdelegates and he only has 255. Now, I was wondering, how do you get a .5 of a super/delegate? Is it half a person? A midget, maybe? Or is said super/delegate (circle the answer that best describes the situation) unsure and just says “both”?
Anyway, here’s a breakdown on super/delegate number stuff:
Hillary: 57 delegates, 269.5 (I said “69” again) superdelegates.
Obama: 63 delegates, 255 superdelegates.
Something about 800… No, 2,025… oh fuck it. I don’t understand numbers anyway, just as much as I don’t understand why pants suits aren’t illegal.
[Lola.]
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Lol pants suits are pretty ugly! She rocks them to her full extent of oldness I suppose. Sex joke low blows to the caddy bitch works quite well.:) I can't wait to see who wins..
-Chasen
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