i think he's dying.

I just read an article called McCain "sick at heart" over mistakes in Iraq war. It says that his heart is sick (it’s one of the side effects of Viagra). When old people get sick hearts, they usually end up… you know, dying. Mr. McCain is possibly going to croak soon, and I haven’t even sent him an apologetic sugar-free cheesecake yet. He told veterans on Memorial Day that he’s “sick at heart at mistakes made in the conflict” (aren’t “conflicts” less serious than “wars”?). That would explain why Mr. McCain is suddenly catching a ride on the going-green train, saying that our troops will be 100% out of Iraq by 2013 (I was really looking forward to the 100 years he promised), and inviting Mr. Obama to a dream vacation in Iraq. He visits Iraq every few months (the baristas at the Green Zone Starbucks know his order by heart) and decided that he’d like to show Mr. Obama how to live the life of an elitist in the stylish Middle East before the American tourists start pouring in once the Green Zone Mega-Mall is completed.
I bet their hotel will serve a complimentary Continental breakfast, and include free Wi-Fi and a spa.

[Lola.]