Honestly, what is it with Candidates ending up having insane religious figures in their lives? I want one of my own now (like a racist and angry puppy). All the cool kids are doing it. I think it’s like that saying- “Monkey see, monkey do, monkey wanna do it too.”
First, it started off with Mr. Obama’s friend, Rev. Wright (how many times do I have to tell you people to leave the story alone? It’s getting old (like McCain)) shouting “Goddamn America” and then telling the world that white people can’t clap. All of a sudden, Mr. McCain magically happens to have a psycho Pastor who thinks that God sent Hitler to help out the Jews to find their Promised Land. I read the Bible once (all those years of Catholic school and I might have read the entire thing one time), sir, and Moses was the one who (forgot to look up directions on Mapquest beforehand) helped them out, not Adolf.
The next thing you know, Hillary’s going to unexpectedly have gone to Church her entire life and manages to (pay off with her campaign funds) also have her own crazy Church leader who claims… oh, I don’t know, that he created the sun after eating the world’s homosexual population to get rid of the horrifying sex scandals that were going on (with Bill). Then she’ll be equipped with a computer chip that allows her to feel appalled and ditch him like the other two (the Pastor, not Bill).
[Lola.]
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Large groups of whites (American ones in any event) cannot clap on time. It's true.
I've seen it dozens of times. I went to predominately white school, as did my daughter. Inevitably, when musical production inspired a school assembly to begin clapping, they'd be all over the place. It was as if they couldn't hear the beat. Usually at times like that, the few black people in attendance would make eye contact and share a chuckle.
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