the slightly chilled war.

We may be on the verge of another World War! Oh golly, aren’t you excited? Russia and Georgia (not the Georgia with southern accents) began fighting over land again today, opening multiple battle fronts (the Russian Front is now open for business). The Russian military decided to take back the land that they rightfully already took in the good old days of the Soviet Union- I think we used to call that kind of people “Indian givers”- and worked their way to Ossetia, which has been disputed between the two for… well, I don’t know a thing about Russian history, so we’ll say since forever (dinosaursky vs. Mr. McCainsky). Russians are also taking over Senaki, Gori, Abkhazia, and any other unpronounceable Eastern European names you can think of. One would think that Russia would get sick of stealing the same land over and over, but I suppose that when things go “boom”, someone’s getting a kick out of it (like Iron Man. That movie was bad-ass). The Georgian Prime Minister accused Russia of “ethnic cleansing”, to which Russia, as usual, denies having any kind of military force there (next time they’re going to deny being on the same continent). The best part of it all- which is the greatest thing someone could say during their last few months in office- is that our beloved, still President Bush basically said that he’s on Georgia’s side (again, Sir, we’re talking about the Georgia that belonged to Russia, not the one that drinks sweet tea).

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