ooold.

The Democrats are taking a break from the “war room” for the next few days just for the Republican National Convention, and did you know that Mr. McCain’s mother is still alive? And I thought he was old… Sorry, I’m getting off-track. I shouldn’t talk about old people’s ridiculously old mothers when there’s already so much to discuss about the RNC (I’m just kidding, it’s probably as boring and lifeless as Mr. McCain). The Republicans cancelled all of the political speeches that were supposed to go on tomorrow, including our current President (Bush, not Obama. It’s not November yet) and his evil minion who goes by the name ‘Dick Cheney’, and Mr. McCain’s mother is really saggy. The Democrats were also supposed to hold a “More of the Same” protest- are they French?- during Monday’s speeches, but alas, there is no point in protesting at an empty building (unless they are, indeed, French).
I’m sorry, Mrs. McCain, for saying mean things about how old you are. It can’t be helped that you are the mother of someone who is as old as dirt. My condolences.

[Lola.]