the voice told me to.

Dear Congressman John Porter,

I received a phone call today while I was watching America’s Next Top Model (it’s for boosting my self-esteem), and an automated message told me to pass on a message to you. Being the little American sheep that I am, I wrote down everything the machine said and decided writing you a letter that I’d never send would be more anonymous (what was I thinking putting it up here?). The automated message told me that we are in an economic recession- that’s news to me- and you need to pay attention to us. Apparently, and I have no idea where the robot got this idea from, our government is borrowing billions of dollars from China to finance our debt (Chine doesn’t even use American dollars--- yet). We also spend trillions of dollars in rebuilding Baghdad instead of Nevada. I personally don’t see the problem, sir, since we’re building new condos and imploding casinos to rebuild them everyday, but I’m just letting you know what the voice told me. So, the point of this whole letter was to inform you to “focus on the economic recession and the needs of Nevada’s working families.” Whatever that means.

Sincerely,
[Lola.]