a riddle.

What has large, hairy feet and has been found dead recently?
The answer: Bigfoot (not a hobbit).
Four guys reported what could potentially be the last sighting ever of Bigfoot, dead in Georgia. For anyone who might be confused, I’m talking about the Georgia that once flew (still flies) the Confederate flag. The men say that it’s the “real deal”, but some doubt still lingers in my mind. I find myself, and many others, asking, “Why Georgia?” It would make more sense to find a big hairy monster closer to the Canadian border than in sweet tea country. We won’t know if Bigfoot really bit the dust until scientists perform the autopsy later in the week, but I am a bit unsure if anyone will really care until the Olympics are over (which reminds me- does anyone have Michael Phelps’ number?). Well, once the Olympics are over, we’ll worry about the war between Russia and Georgia (ex-Russian Georgia), and then the Election, and maybe Bigfoot. Maybe.
Um… my condolences to the family and friends of Bigfoot. I’ll send a fruit basket.

[Lola.]