Remember when Mr. Obama said that he wanted a running mate who would “challenge his thinking”? (It’s okay, I didn’t know that either.) Well, he’s officially sent out the mass text messages telling us that he’s picked Sen. Joe Biden as his running mate. For those of you who had no idea who this guy was until now, Sen. Biden is really old and known for how often words come out of his mouth… which is all the time. Sen. Biden will gladly challenge Mr. Obama, seeing as not too long ago he stated that he believed Mr. Obama was “not yet ready” to become President. But, you know, we can be adults and push all of it aside now that they’re going to be best friends for a very long time. Sen. Biden is not the most politically correct person I’ve never met, but he could make some money in the comedy business. He once defended his argument that “you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.” Oh, how true. I always have to watch Bollywood films to perfect my fake accent when I go into Dunkin’ Donuts for a delicious iced coffee, otherwise they won’t serve me (I’m even offended by me). Sen. Biden has also been known to “spin flowery praise one moment and biting fulmination the next.”
Oh my god, he’s a woman.
[Lola.]
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