Mr. McCain’s campaign recently aired an ad, comparing Mr. Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, calling him a “vapid but widely recognized media concoction.” That’s the weirdest thing the old man has ever come up with. Mr. Obama is nothing like Paris and Britney- he’s black and they are what the media calls little white tramps (and when I say “media”, I mean “The Soup”). Besides, if Mr. Obama really was able to be compared to those girls, he would need to complete the following:
Be blonde, have a relatively low common sense like that of a kindergartener, wear mini skirts with ug boots, shave his head, drive with a baby on his lap, been in jail for twenty minutes, gone to rehab, and date a creepy little fat man.
I don’t think he’s done any of those things, other than shave his head, so perhaps someone (his name starts with a “J” and ends with “ohn McCain) is getting a little desperate for attention. Desperation can lead people to do embarrassing things (like grocery store fiascos that we won’t mention…), such as asking, "He's the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?" As long Mr. Obama doesn’t start wearing mini skirts, I won’t doubt that he’s ready to lead (What Not to Wear said that mini skirts after age 30 are a no-no).
[Lola.]
(By the way, I'm going to be in Australia until August 11th, so if I don't post anything until then, you know why. In case you care.)
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