Why hasn’t anybody been covering stories on Mr. McCain’s campaign lately? Just because Mr. Obama is out of the country, spreading hope and giving flowers to angry Iraqis with guns (actually, they kind of like him (because of his promise to get our troops the hell out)), it doesn’t mean there’s nothing interesting going on with Gramps. And just because he’s old and boring, that’s no reason to not follow what going on with Mr. McCain (actually, that’s a perfect reason).
Um, well, I’m already bored with this story because it lacks hope and charisma, so I’ll sum it up in one sentence: Mr. McCain is really old, blames Mr. Obama for the rising gas prices, is kind of a hypocrite (but he’s old, so we’ll forgive him), and has been hanging out with Daddy Bush and I hear that he likes crab cakes.
Does this count as McCain campaign coverage?
[Lola.]
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