Florida is not known for only retired Jews and Disney World anymore. You can now go back 2000 years and walk with the J-man himself in ancient Jerusalem, Monday-Saturday between 10am and 6pm (they take Sundays off for Temple/Church like good little Jews/Catholics (circle whichever applies best)). At the Holy Land Experience, you can learn about Jesus’ “ministry, His life, death, and resurrection” through “original musical productions.” You don’t have to visit Israel anymore! It’s way cheaper to visit a theme park than buying airfare and having to sit on a plane for hours (plus, theme park bathrooms are bigger than on an airplane), and they have a singing Jesus! They even have special events, such as open Bible Study nights (like an open mic night with the Bible in place of comedians) and special guest presentations. Too bad my birthday is on a Sunday this year, because I really wanted to go and learn things that nine years of Catholic school and watching Dogma never taught me.
Oh my god, indeed.
[Lola.]
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