don't hate bush.

To show the world how much he cares about immigrants (the legal kind), President Bush helped swear in new citizens on the Fourth of July. During the ceremony, the President said many kind-hearted words (pronounced correctly, too), such as “…I will be honored to call you a fellow American” (“But I dunno how to say your name. Can I just call you Bob?”). A group of hecklers disrupted the ceremony a few times, yelling out “War criminal!”, “Impeach Bush, amend the Constitution!”, and “It’s not easy being green!” Obviously, Kermit the frog was there as well. Although all this Bush-hating was going on, the President did a little useful improvisation for the first time in eight years and replied with, “To my fellow citizens-to-be, we believe in freedom of speech in the United States of America.” Nice save, sir, nice save.
(Note to self: take away that speechy freedom before I’m out. Heh heh heh.)

[Lola.]