The man is such an optimist at heart. It’s so difficult to know how many people dislike him, really, it is. Mr. Bush has recently said that by the time he leaves office, he can “achieve the definition of a state” in Palestine. He does worry me a little with that kind of bold statement… does he realize that his Presidency is over with in January? Has anybody informed Mr. Bush that he has to be packed and ready to go in about nine months? I’m pretty sure that although he scored higher than me on my SAT’s (I still want to know how that’s possible. My IQ in eighth grade was higher than his is now), Mr. Bush might think that he can trick people into thinking that the Constitution allows war-time Presidents to stick around until it’s finished. That, or he hasn’t figured out that we switched to the Gregorian calendar system in the 1700’s (that joke was meant for Mr. McCain, sorry) and believes that he still has a few more years to go.
But we can’t hurt the man’s feelings by telling him it won’t work out that quickly. I’d feel absolutely terrible (unless my name is Hillary). Oh, wait. The “experts” already have. He didn’t listen, though, because while discussing the plans to make sure Palestine becomes a contiguous state, he was busy imagining the country as a big plate of Swiss cheese.
If Palestine is Swiss cheese, I bet it’d taste great as part of a ham sandwich. What would the other ingredients be? Iran would definitely be the ham, Iraq is the rye bread, Afghanistan can be the lettuce, Pakistan will be the tomato slices, and just for some extra flavour, let’s make Syria the mayonnaise.
Mmm, colonialism tastes best when in denial.
[Lola.]
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mmmm.. politics and food(goes off to make a sandwich). I hope Bush packed all his stuffed animals and coloring books for the swift kick out of office in January. Will he be replaced by the shit eating grin Hillary or the "where da hood at" Mr. Obama. Lol Mccain is damn old alright.
-Chasen
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