Mr. McCain is just old. Seriously, old people can get away with just about everything- using racial slurs, getting into car accidents, hitting children with their canes… the list goes on. Someone like me couldn’t get away with calling people--- nevermind. I won’t go there. I’m not old; I’d definitely get my ass kicked for using terms that old Mr. McCain (doesn’t that make you imagine him sitting on a porch rocking chair with a rifle in his hands?) probably says on a daily basis (not about his wife being a trollop). When he was growing up in the 1800’s, it was acceptable to discriminate against African-Americans, which makes it okay for him to still harness a few racist tendencies without a deserving slap to the face.
So what if he opposed celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day one time, and was the deciding vote that helped Daddy Bush veto the Civil Rights Act of 1990. At least Mr. McCain is brave enough to stand by such an embittered decision, even if he’s digging his own grave (you’ve been at it for years, sir). If gramps believes that he’ll win over African-American voters, I’m sure he’ll find a way to do it (if there’s a will, there’s (usually a dead body) way). Mr. Obama only carries 90% of them, which makes it even more mathematically possible than Hillary winning the Nomination. He just needs a little encouragement. He said himself, “I'm going to be the president of all the people.” I think that says it all. It doesn’t matter who wins the Election, Mr. McCain will find a way to reign supreme over all of us and keep the War going for one-hundred years or so.
God bless McCainica.
[Lola.]
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I loled hard at all of the old references, especially the country vision of the porch with the rifle. My parents are voting for him and all I can say is "the old guy may live you both out."
-Chasen
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