return of the whores.

We all thought it was over, and we all completely forgot about it (who forgets whores?). That is, until today. Remember Gov. Spitzer? He frequented that expensive whorehouse and got caught for it a while back, and then resigned in March out of “guilt”. Are we on the same page now? Good. Well, it turns out that the woman running the prostitution ring is only 23 years old. Twenty-three! A twenty-three-year-old was the head of a company. A company that actually had a good cash (they take credit and very personal checks, too) flow, by the way. I hope I have a great-paying, laid-back job like that in three years. I’m so jealous. I wonder what she majored in at university, hotel management?
Also, the Emperor’s Club broke several laws (and handcuffs) by laundering money and promoting prostitution (leaving flyers on cars is illegal?), and her response in court was, “Basically, it was, I guess, a prostitution ring, that was attempting to launder money or whatever.” I guess it was a prostitution ring. Don’t worry, I didn’t realize for the longest time either that a company that had people paying for dirty deeds involving pleasure providers was considered prostitution, either. But then again, she should’ve known, since she dropped out of University of Miami (that still counts as going in my book) and happened to attend a prestigious high school, whereas I just go to a Community College. Oh, and her boyfriend is about forty years older than her.
Eww. I just threw up in my mouth a little (that costs extra).

[Lola.]