It’s been said that Mr. Obama will be able to “woo Clinton supporters” in order to defeat Mr. McCain in the General Election (just don’t wake him up and he’ll miss the whole thing). Mr. Obama needs to just let the people know that he’s the exact opposite of Mr. McCain- he wants universal health care, no gas tax holidays, and is not that old. Hillary is even planning on helping out Mr. Obama to gain her followers’ trust (that makes it sound like a cult), which shouldn’t take much, because all she has to do is tell them (to do her bidding) to vote for him. There. Done deal. It would also help if he wore a pantsuit; that seems to make Hillary supporters feel more comfortable during rallies and speeches and stuff. If I may suggest something, sir, orange would look really nice on your skin (although I’m not saying that all black people look good in orange). Like, a dark orange color would be good (I’m not saying that all black people look good in dark orange, either).
Pantsuits + commands = won-over cult members. You’re welcome.
[Lola.]
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