seven things to watch.

Some dude on Yahoo News said that we need to watch seven things as the Presidential Race kicks off (like a horse race, but not). He mentions the housing market, something about Mr. Obama being in pain- I have a band-aid, Palin is at a peak of some kind, Mr. Biden is cursed (that’s what you get for stealing from King Tut’s tomb), and Mr. McCain’s eruption (…).
I’m bored already. Here are seven things that I believe we should be watching during the next two months:

1. Heroes season three. Villains! If you didn’t think the show could get any better, the fact that it’s all about evil and explosions and stuff will make the bad-assity levels insurmountable.
2. America’s Next Top Model season eleven. Is it season eleven? Or fourteen? It may have even surpassed the amount of Land Before Times. But there’s a tranny in it this season.
3. My hair color. It changes every six weeks, so keep an eye on it.
4. The Presidential candidates’ debates. I hope someone asks what Mr. Obama’s favorite color is. I am dying to know.
5. The housing prices. Only if there’s nothing better on TV.
6. That commercial with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates walking in the parking lot and Seinfeld is eating a churro. Bill Gates shakes his booty at the end.
7. The prices of girly drinks. If they keep going up in price, I will refuse to turn twenty-one next July thirteenth (I’m telling you so you’ll buy me presents, by the way).

[Lola.]